You tell ‘em, Mama Snooki.
Yesterday, the pint-sized reality star took to Twitter to blast a Star magazine report claiming the new mom starved herself and used laxatives to shed a whopping 42 pregnancy pounds.
But in Polizzi's typically over-the-top fashion, a simple social media post wasn't enough, so the Jersey Shore star also took to her blog to post a sassy video titled "My response to the report that I have an unhealthy diet."
In the short video, she sits at a restaurant table surrounded by a slew of tabloid magazines as a waiter brings her meal.
"That's not what I ordered," she says looking very confused by the egg on her plate, "I ordered chicken and broccoli."
"I was told you only eat eggs," her server replies, seeming to refer to the claim that she only eats "lettuce and egg whites."
But just to be sure the rumor is totally debunked, Lorenzo's mama cracks the egg and pours the yoke all over the story with a satisfied look on her face.
Way to make 'em scramble, girl.