In case you missed last night's show, we thought we'd do you a solid and GIF a few of our favorite, most memorable moments. So here, in bite-sized loops, are the highlights we thought were worth revisiting...forever and ever and ever.
It was polite of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford to ask the news crews covering his press conference to give him a little room upon his exit. It was, of course, foolish of him to assume that they would listen.
Here's Amanda Bynes, sucking on some sour candy and mulling over something we probably couldn't even begin to fathom.
Some helpful advice from one of RuPaul's sassiest, elastic-est hench(wo)men.
FYI: If the fellers on Nitro Circus Live ever ask for volunteers from the audience, you would be wise to keep your hands firmly in your lap.
Finally, we would like to warn you against dying like this but A.) It doesn't seem likely you will ever find yourself in this circumstance and B.) if you do, you're obituary will be totally legendary.
And that's the lot: last night's show in a series of nutshells. If the lack of Joel's handsome face stirs feelings of longing and disappointment within you, make sure to get the full experience every Wednesday night, 10/9c!