A special alarm goes off in the E! building when news breaks of a celebrity haircut (there are 43 different alarms, one for every story from Aniston pregnancy to Kardashian constipation). Unfortunately, the haircut alarm sounds remarkably similar to the alarm for full-scale nuclear attack, so we've been piling in and out of our bunker for the last two days straight. And that's no fun when a particular Soup staffer's natural body odor contains notes of lunch meat.
The first time the haircut alarm went off, it was to report Justin Bieber's new L-Word inspired 'do.