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Amanda Bynes, Drake's No. 1 fan, puts a lot of effort into taking selfies of her cleavage and close-ups shots of her eyeballs, so could you all please respect her artistic vision and only publish those pictures from now until the end of time?
"They write a news article about every tweet I write and I hate the pictures they choose. They repeat what I tweet then add a bad photo," Amanda tweeted instead of turning to her friend President Barack Obama and having him just shut down the entire Internet for her.
She continued, "Only use photos from my twitter when writing an article about me."
And if you violate Amanda Bynes Rules & Regulations for Fair Internet Usage, there will be consequences:
"I'm putting a photo up of everyone writing articles about me from now on," Amanda decreed from atop a pedestal of All That DVDs, cut-out magazine pictures of Drake and traffic tickets. "I ask you to choose photos from my twitter so I'll do the same."
In related news, the above is a photograph taken today of a person who may be Amanda Bynes or who may be Amanda Bynes, The Imposter in New York City. She is carrying a wad of cash and what appears to be blond ("My hair is blonde I've never been a redhead!") hair extensions.
It is not from Twitter. Amanda, if you need a higher resolution version of my profile pic, DM me, girl! I'll hook you up!