Have you heard?! Beyoncé is releasing new music! Justin Bieber's pet monkey is in a German monkey jail humane society! And mermaids are real!
Wait, what? Oh yes, it's all true. And it's all on this week's installment of The E! List, aka our list of our 10 favorite things in pop culture this week. And that's just a few of the goodies that made the cut.
Here's a little sampling of what you can expect. The rest is in the gallery!
1. Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar by Kelly Oxford: The writer turned Twitter sensation released her first book of humorous essays and we can officially confirm: They are indeed humorous. Below, a sampling of some of her best tweets:
Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer.
? kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 26, 2011
Trying on clothing at H&M reminds me that children are terrible at sewing.
? kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) September 2, 2011
I bet most braille on public signs says: "How did you know this was here?"
? kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) September 28, 2011
5. Game of Thrones Wish Fulfillment: The HBO hit just returned for its third season (and was renewed for a fourth), but College Humor has taken it upon themselves to give fans what they really want in this hilarious parody video:
7. "Live a Little" by Florrie: A delightful little ditty from a relatively unknown songstress. Give it a listen!
Now put that Florrie jam on repeat and click on in to see what else made our list!