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David Beckham's Butt Is Deserving of Every Cheesy Pick-Up Line in the Book

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By now, you've surely seen the photos of David Beckham hitting the soccer pitch in China. At least from the front.

The footballer, who recently became the ambassador for the country's top-tier league, was visiting Beijing when he decided to play a little pickup soccer with the Qingdao youth team at Tiantai Stadium in a full suit.

Or more importantly, in the most impeccably form-fitting pants we've ever seen.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should David walk by again turn around?

Check out this awesome picture of Becks being swarmed by fans in China!

David Beckham, Butt WANG ZHAO/AFP/Getty Images

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Let's take a closer look...

David Beckham, Butt WANG ZHAO/AFP/Getty Images

Did you clean your pants with Windex? We can practically see ourselves in them!

David Beckham, Butt AP Photo/Alexander F. Yuan

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

David Beckham, Butt AP Photo/Alexander F. Yuan

Oh you're from England? Well, uh...we've got nothing.

Damn you, Posh Spice. Damn you!!!

Oh, you want to see Beckham shirtless, too? Your wish is our command!

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