Lindsay Lohan was booked for her sixth magical time—you always remember your sixth time!—which means we were graced, finally, with a new mugshot. We haven't gotten a new one since 2011, so expectations were high. But while the Illuminati-controlled media would like you to believe this photo circulating of an impossibly together-looking Lindsay, we sent Soup t-shirts to the County Jail and gained access to the "Unphotoshopped" version.
Sure, the highlights are off-season, but - at least for now, it appears the signs of aging have slowed. Good luck, Linds!