Hey kids that still read! Yeah you, reading this!
Now you can assume the role of your favorite antagonist with Choose Your Own Lindsay Lohan Adventure! From selecting a court date to deciding which type of booze to conceal in your Evian bottle, this interactive, nonfiction page-turner will have you accruing debt in no time! Stop dreaming about what it must be like to accessorize with alcohol-monitoring bracelets. It's your turn to take control of the wheel, and clip an innocent pedestrian.
Here's an excerpt:
Warning: all roads lead to wearing white in court, a blood debt to Charlie Sheen and lifetime probation.