Much like the horrific troves of useless garbage it delves into, one episode after another, the show Hoarding: Buried Alive is itself a confusing mélange of sadness, hilarity, and creepy fixation. That's why it has a special place in our hearts. We will never let it go.
If you're unfamiliar with this particular program, just imagine a game show where the objective is to guess what isn't behind Door No. 1.