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Good news is, I can wait a whole year before my next mani-pap smear! #OBGWOW! #actuallymorelavender

Also, check out my most current hit single, Ice Ice Baby.

(Bubbles is code for gastroesophageal reflux disease.)

Need to center myself and focus on the more important things, like my side-boob.

Whereas I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CRY. I'm supposed to be the MENTOR, GODDAMMIT! #Burlesque #rightafterMERMAIDS!

Or recent technology. PLEASE HELP. #razorphones? #cordless??