Paul Drinkwater/NBC; Jason Merritt/WireImageTaylor Swift and her seemingly endless rotation of boyfriends has been the butt of many a joke, which may or may not be fair (for one, she says she's only had two BFs since 2010). But two particular jokers might be paying for their little quips with an eternity roasting in the fires of Hades.
At the Golden Globes, hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler playful chided Taylor, telling her to stay away from Michael J. Fox's son. The singer was allegedly in the restroom (which explains why the camera didn't immediately cut to her), but she has settled on a punishment fit for the crime:
"You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people," Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair when asked about the incident (and mean girls—not to be mistaken for Mean Girls—in general). "Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved that said, ‘There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.'"
Yeah! Make them BURN!
Taylor continues that she "can laugh at [her]self" and now we know why: It's a lot easier to giggle when you know that those who mock you will be damned to the 10th circle of Hell (that's the one where you're forced to watch Valentine's Day on an endless loop).
We wonder what Taylor's friend from the interview thought of the joke. P.S. Conspiracy theory: Anyone else think Taylor Swift's friend is just Taylor Swift?