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STEP ONE: Wear a condom.

…what it's like to have sex with both a snake and a ghost ‘til u try it! ;)

…I'll have to crouch down again and turn it off!! #KardashianKollectionKneepads #OnlyAtSears

Plus it neutralizes the taste of our Fish Bites! (They're selling like hotcakes! Hotcakes haven't sold in years.)

Well, it's either Mercury or the Skinnygirl Margaritas.