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Who Twarted? 2/28
Just watched "How to Survive a Plague." Such a powerful, emotional and moving documentary. This film deserved to win the Oscar.
? Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) February 27, 2013
STEP ONE: Wear a condom.
a boa constrictor just renewed my faith in the magic of life. u neverknow ...
? ke$ha(@keshasuxx) February 27, 2013
…what it's like to have sex with both a snake and a ghost ‘til u try it! ;)
If my smoke alarm beeps one more time!!!!
? KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) February 28, 2013
…I'll have to crouch down again and turn it off!! #KardashianKollectionKneepads #OnlyAtSears
Pro Tip: Always bring extra sauce home with you. You never know when it will come in handy.
? McDonald's (@McDonalds) February 27, 2013
Plus it neutralizes the taste of our Fish Bites! (They're selling like hotcakes! Hotcakes haven't sold in years.)
Is mercury in retrograde or something? Bc I am having a shit day.
? Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) February 28, 2013
Well, it's either Mercury or the Skinnygirl Margaritas.
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