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Colin Farrell likes to kiss and tell.
The sexy Total Recall star stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show and the funnylady couldn't help but ask the Irish hunk about his Winter's Tale costar, with whom he was caught sharing a smooch by paparazzi.
Considering Colin's costar in question is actually a horse named Lesto, it should come as no surprise that hilarity ensues as the talk show host playfully teases the movie star:
"There was a picture I saw that the paparazzi caught you kissing your co-star. And, what a beautiful co-star that is…" Ellen remarks.
"She gorgeous, gorgeous, very sallow skin, gorgeous long hair," Colin jokes as a photo of Farrell giving his animal friend a smooch flashes across the screen.
"Yeah, a gorgeous horse but not a 'she,' a 'he,'" Colin continues. "Yeah, but same-sex day and age were all good here. But he is so sexed up, Lesto. He just wants to…," he adds with a laugh before Ellen interrupts.
"Oh, he's a stallion?" the talk show host asks.
"He's a stallion," Farrell chuckles. "It's that season and he is locked and loaded and ready to go."
The pair continues their comical banter, and Colin's sexually suggestive jokes just keep on comin'.
"I had to mount him daily, daily. And you know in a film you have to go again and again and again," he quips before later adding, "He wants it."
Watch the full clip to hear all of Colin's hilarious sound effects and see the super-hot star try on some revealing Ellen underwear!