If you were offended by Seth MacFarlane's 'We Saw Your Boobs' number at the Oscars, Kevin W. Gisi is here to help.
Gisi has responded to the song and dance number that the Oscar host performed in his opening number, which called out various actresses who have gone topless (such as Naomi Watts and Charlize Theron) and has since drawn criticism for being misogynistic (Lena Dunham hated it, Jennifer Lawrence loved it).
Now, Gisi has "leveled the playing field" with his version, "We Saw Your Junk." Kevin Bacon, Jason Segel, Ewan McGregor, Mark Wahlberg and Michael Fassbender all get name-dropped for showing their, well, junk, while Seth MacFarlane gets blasted for not playing I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours.
Are we the only ones that wish it had been a woman busting out her jazz hands to slam Seth in this parody?
Oh, and in other news: If the weak excuse for a James Bond tribute that left you offended after Sunday's telecast, well, there's an Internet revision for that too!