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Dancing With The D-List
Dancing With The Stars has finally announced its Season 16 line-up, but it didn't quite deliver its usual, Kate Gosselin level of luster and prestige. Eager to identify these mysterious "celebrity" faces, we scrolled through the line-up—but their bios wouldn't load!—so we took our best guesses at who these extremely famous people really are.
Teen Tournament Jeopardy! Winner
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Guy Who Used To Carry P. Diddy's Umbrella
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Man Willing To Do Anything For Money
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Manager Of Zales Jewelers At The Glendale Galleria
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Mervyn's Picture Frame Model
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Inspirational Speaker for Christian Youth
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Boyfriend Of Any Real Housewife
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Post-Post-Post-Post-Post Op Heidi Montag
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Understudy for Butterfingered Sitcom Dad
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