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Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Oscars 2013

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Is it just us, or are spots dancing before our eyes?

The Oscars red carpet featured so much dazzle, so much bling, so much shine, that we're shocked we're not half-blind by now.

Not that we're complaining...did you see the diamond-brilliant peplum on Charlize Theron? The daring swoop of Jennifer Lawrence's look? The entire-mine's-worth of bedazzlement on Kerry Washington? All those jet-black stars criss-crossing Adele's unforgettable gown?

Of course, not every Oscar dress can be a winner (sorry Anne Hathaway!). So let's get to the good, the bad, and the Helena Bonham Carter of Oscar night.