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Whambulance Wednesday: Deep Cuts
It's that time of the week when we acknowledge someone whose sole purpose is to remind us of our shortcomings and general inadequacy as human beings. No, not our dads. Our faithful internet critics!
This week, our inbox overflowed with hate mail for one specific post that our readers—at least the few who were able to look past the factual inaccuracies in the premise—were dramatically and intensely angered by. "No tongue-in-cheek vaudeville bits! More posts about dogs wearing sunglasses and nip slips!" thought the majority of you, to yourselves, in the comfortable darkness of your dorm rooms.
But our most outspoken critic by far, was Ken Lastnamewithheld:
Yes, Ken. Sadly, that's exactly what happened. In a recent corporate shakeup, those writers whose suicides were unsuccessful were transferred to other shows on E! Corky is now writing for "Married to Jonas," while Djim moved on to write one-liners for Coco's ass on "Ice Loves Coco." Boniva writes the ticker for E! Live from the Red Carpet, but she'll move on to Tia and Tamera if she survives awards season. And our former head writer, Gorb, is currently writing the promos for E!'s highest rated show: reruns of Sex and the City.
We hope to hire more qualified writers soon, but in the meantime you'll have to settle for free daily content from us.
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