The fiercely candid, off-the-cuff Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star-turned-author swung by Anderson Cooper's show, where she gamely served as cohost for an episode airing Friday.
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And, as you can see from these exclusive clips, the 40-year-old blond beauty, who recently published a tell-all book titled Drinking & Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders, openly—and at times, raunchily—shot the breeze with Cooper.
"I'm sorry, it's just —yikes, it's a bad visual for me...the whole thing," she laments to Cooper when asked about Maloof's hookup.
Of course, the costars' relationship has been anything but smooth, with Maloof threatening to sue Glanville over some personal comments she supposedly made.
When Cooper presses Glanville on whether she objects to Maloof's age difference with Stewart, Cibrian's ex-missus stresses that their cougar coupling is far from the issue.
"There's nothing wrong with that," Glanville says. "It's just those two people. It just makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little and swallow it."
Ka-pow! Somebody get the lady an airsickness bag.
But Maloof wasn't the only one at the receiving end of Glanville's zingers.
Cooper's cohost, who stunned in a magenta asymmetrical minidress that she designed herself, opened up about her dating life post-Cibrian split. And she made it very clear that there's one, um, thing men should not woo her with.
"I hate—I don't know if I can say the word—I don't like penis pics. Like, don't send me a picture of your penis," she says. "I don't wanna see it. Even if we're dating."
After sending the audience into a roaring fit of laughter, Glanville is encouraged to try using a more genteel word, to which she flat-out replies, "OK, d--k!"
Cue those dropped jaws.
"That does not fly with me," she explains about receiving intimate photos from the men she dates.
"I do not think that's hot. I do not need ab pics, I don't need any of that," she says, before adding: "I think I should be sending them the pics."
Judging by these steamy bikini shots that Glanville recently posed for, we're betting those pics are quite an eyeful.