This week, Maury's guests expressed themselves again with their trademark schadenfreude-ish reactions. Impressive, considering this was the episode where he chose to say f*ck it and give a TED talk. Here's how both an entire audience and single woman reacted to learning that the Artibeus Jamaicensis, also known as the Jamaican fruit-eating bat, lacks an external tail!
Let's give the win to the single woman, who later digested the even sadder news that the Artibeus Jamaicensis was not, in fact, the father.