Matt Damon's holding out on us. Literally.
The actor and activist has announced he's going on a "toilet strike:" That is, he's refraining from going No. 1—or No. 2 for that matter—with the aim of raising awareness of the 2.5 billion people around the world who do not have access to clean water and sanitation.
Of course, the actor said all this in a very tongue-in-cheek fashion, but Damon declared his supposed intentions at a humorous faux press conference, a three-minute video of which was released Tuesday by the nonprofit he cofounded, Water.org.
"In protest of this global tragedy, until this issue is resolved, until everybody has access to clean water and sanitation, I will not go to the bathroom," he declared.