Long nails are soooo not my thing!!! I can't put my necklace on! Cant hardly type and I just can't do anything!!!! Annoyed on another level
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 7, 2013
Back to tweeting with my ass!
Everyone keeps calling me short stack today
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) February 5, 2013
Also need a phonebook to see over these pancakes.
For the 2nd night in a row, I've read a few chapters of my 1st book, 'Multiple Blessings' to Mady and Cara before bed! We r all enjoying it!
— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) February 6, 2013
First time caring for them off-camera!! ;0
E> its a hart
— June Shannon (@BooBooMamaJune) February 4, 2013
E><3 (~~~~ now it's a pig hart and Melissa Joan Hart kissing next to a bowl of ketchup noodles
I thank EVERYONE that showed love at Macy's today!!! U are trukkin awesome!!! & a huge thx to Macy's for everything!!!!!
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 1, 2013
Macy's ur Purple Urkel's the best! Promo code 39 GRAMS!!