Jennifer Lawrence, like most girls growing up in the '90s, had a crush on Uncle Jesse from Full House.
And today, as a 22-year-old Oscar nominee, she still gets giddy about John Stamos. On Tuesday's Conan, the Silver Linings Playbook star opened up about her delightfully awkward encounter with the handsome actor.
"He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy," she told Conan O'Brien. "I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass."
"I lost my mind," she went on. "And I got so upset—I didn't want to meet him because when I meet people it's never good, and I was avoiding him. But then my friends brought him over because my friends are jerks, and I started really freaking out. And he asked me if I was on mushrooms and I said, 'No. I'm dead sober. This is just me.'"
Stamos, 49, responded on Twitter to the news of this major missed opportunity. "for the first time i was totally oblivious," he wrote, retweeting Team Coco's link to Jennifer's appearance. He also joked, "i envy myself!"
It's not too late to make a move, Uncle Jesse!