Forget walking pneumonia, having uneven boobs is a way bigger worry for Jennifer Lawrence right now.
The Oscar nominee appeared as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, and after informing the host that she was drunk (thanks to some tequila shots offered to her by the producers), the actress explained that she found out her naughty pillows might be slightly out of place during a doctor's visit.
"I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven," she said.
"I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't—it felt like an elephant in the room—and I was like, 'Are my breasts uneven?' And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, 'Well, I'm gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.'"
Lawrence continued, "So he was like, 'All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.' And I was like, 'And my breasts.'"
She admits it's not a huge concern, but she hopes no one will ever see her ta-tas in an X-ray, "I hope I'm never seen in that light."