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But whoever slapped together the latest teaser for the long-delayed action flick doesn't seem to care if you know that—because the new trailer is just jam-packed with ninjas!
Sure, those are some of our real American heroes are suited up as swift 'n' lethal fighting machines, but the majority of this 1-minute, 30-second snippet is—screw star power!—all about the head-rush-inducing hand-to-hand (and-mountain) combat.
Finally, about a minute in, we are reminded of what the squadron is retaliating against: An evil faction that firebombs London in one CGI-enhanced swoop!
And then, with "Seven Nation Army" still pumping in the background, it's back to what we've seen in previous trailers for the Jon Chu-directed film: Johnson's Roadblock noting that the "world ain't savin' itself" and grizzled veteran Joe Colton (Willis) showing off with a machine gun from the back of a spun-out car.
Which we will now be available to watch in 3-D, thanks to some of the work put in after Paramount postponed the movie's release from last June to March 29.
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