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When we heard that Wild West Alaska would be featuring a combination salmon cook-off/garage sale, we were beside ourselves with glee because, as any professional television watcher knows, where there is a combination salmon cook-off/garage sale, a walrus' penis is sure to follow.

Are we good or what? Totally called it. Granted, we make that pie-eyed prediction at the start of every reality show but we really did have a good feeling this time.