If you believe this year's hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poeher (and why shouldn't you? Look at those faces!), the Golden Globes is a big, sloppy, drunken mess. Which we mean as the highest of compliments.
But it also probably explains why all those A-Listers get so hilarious when they hit the stage. As we prepare for tonight's festivities and the notable quotables that will surely come from it, let's all take a look back at the best things celebs have said in the past.
From Ricky Gervais to Anne Hathaway (and back to Ricky again), prepare yourself for some amazing soundbites. Just don't do that weird Brendan Fraser laugh-clap when you read them. Please.