Well, our week started off with a bombshell. How 'bout yours?!
BABY KABOOM: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby together. You go right along with your day. We'll just be here....
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, KID: Jessica Simpson has always been comfortable in various states of undress, perhaps none the more so than when she's pregnant. Baby bumps are all the rage now, really, with Busy Philipps, Malin Akerman and Jenna Dewan-Tatum all getting in on the action. (Come on, Kate Middleton, you know you want to.)
UNBELIEVABLE: Fantasia Barrino indicated she didn't approve of gay marriage being legal. Perhaps she should just go off to one of the many places where it still isn't legal and stay there.
DANGER ZONE: Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Neil Patrick Harris called for action to better rein in the paparazzi after 29-year-old freelancer Chris Guerra was hit by a car and killed while trying to take pictures of Bieber's pulled-over Ferrari—which the Biebs wasn't even in at the time. Senseless tragedy.
WINTER WONDERLAND: Taylor Swift and Harry Styles rang in 2013 together and are now thrilling fans in the Caribbean. And they aren't the only ones following the sun this winter: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, Jessica Alba, Lea Michele and Cory Monteith, Milla Jovovich, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, and more are seeking warmer climes. Then there are those who sought snow, like Anne Hathaway and Madonna, even though the Material Girl ate it on the slopes in the Swiss Alps.
WEDDING BELLS: Crystal Harris, 26, and Hugh Hefner, 86, tied the knot at the Playboy Mansion...George Lucas is engaged to longtime partner Mellody Hobson...NeNe Leakes plans on remarrying ex-husband Gregg Leakes...Marie Osmond's daughter Rachael married Gabriel Kreuger...CSI: New York's A.J. Buckley engaged to Abigail Ochse...Dancing With the Stars head judge Len Goodman made Sue Barrett his third wife...Zach Gilford swapped vows with Kiele Sanchez.
MCBAILOUT: Patrick Dempsey headed up a group of investors that successfully outbid Starbucks for struggling Seattle-based coffee chain Tully's. Can we get a Grey's Americano please?
STATUS REPORT: Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana Off...Miranda Kerrand Orlando Bloom: On...Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson: Still off...Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal Never on...Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers: Still on, but should be banned from Twitter.
BABY BOOM: Kris Allen and wife Katy are expecting their first child...Falling Skies' Moon Bloodgood and husband Grady Hall welcomed daughter Pepper...Flipping Out's Jenni Pulos expecting first child with hubby Jonathan Nassos.
SCREEN PLAY: Krysten Ritter's onboard to star in Fifty Shades of Grey—onboard in spirit, we mean...Oscar frontrunners (and others) scored 2013 WGA Award nominations...The James Bond franchise will be honored at the Academy Awards...Adam Lambert dials back the Les Mis diss...Producers Guild of America Awards announces 10 feature nominees...Oscar voting deadline extended.
TV LAND: Al Jazeera bought Al Gore's Current TV for about $500 million and Time Warner immediately dropped the channel.
LAW & DISORDER: Frank Ocean busted for pot possession...Kanye pulled over for speeding...Naomi Campbell reportedly mugged in Paris...Bristol Palin restrained an alleged stalker...HBO sued, accused of horse death cover-up on Luck...Jonas Brothers sued by crushed concertgoer...Pink sued over album royalties.
FAREWELLS: Patti Page, country-crossover singer of "Tennessee Waltz" and "(How Much Is That) Doggie in the Window," died at 85.