Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is fartin' its way back to your boob tube Jan 6., with a series of "Holladay" (get it?) specials. First up? Halloween. And what's scarier than...mayonnaise?
At least to matriarch June Thompson. But don't worry: "This is going to sound weird, but I do eat potato salad. I will eat like a tuna fish salad," Mama June reveals in this sneak peek (P.S. girl, did you get a dye job?! Those blonde locks are lookin' fierce). "But I will not eat it if I made it."
For the record, June's trauma is a simple case of post-traumatic mayonnaise disorder that dates back to her youth. Also, for the record, "marannaise is something you put on a sammich" (their pronunciation). It may or may not be vegetarian (jury's still out). It's basically "ketchup, but it's white." And it makes June's flesh crawl.