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PSY, Kardashian Holiday Card, Olivia Culpo, Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan-Tatum

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Good morning!

As you may already be aware, the world did not end.

2012 is on its last legs, of course, but that doesn't mean the news cycle slowed down in honor of either the Mayan calendar or our good, old-fashioned winter-holiday season.

So, if you were a littled too bogged down by responsibilities to keep up, we're here to refresh you on the biggest news from the week just past:

WOMAN OF THE WORLD: In a rare coup for the home team, puppy-snuggling Miss USA Olivia Culpowas named Miss Universe 2013 when all was said and ogled at the bikini-and-smarts-appreciation pageant. Plus, get the scoop on her successor, Miss USA Nana Meriwether.

MAGIC TYKE: Sexiest Man Alive Channing Tatum and wife Jenna Dewan Tatum are expecting their first child, who will totally be awesome at dancing.

MERRY KRISTMAS: The Kardashians and Jenners sent out their annual, more-elegant-than-your-card holiday greeting, this year with all the members of their family wearing clean, crisp and, at times, clingy white. Kanye West may not have made the card, but he will be spending Christmas in L.A. with Kim Kardashian and the fam. (Can you spot the differences between their card and the one from Honey Boo Boo's family?)

WORLD HISTORY: PSY's "Gangnam Style" video surpassed 1 billion views on YouTube, the first time such a thing has ever happened, sexy lady.

In honor of the world not ending...

FEELING BETTER: Kate Middleton reappeared, lovely as ever, after battling severe morning sickness.

HER BAD: Kristen Stewart apologized for making people angry at her for a misstep that shall remain nameless, continues "trudging forth" into the world.

AFTERMATH: Newtown High School alum Bruce Jenner discussed the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary...Ke$ha stated that she totally understood why "Die Young" was pulled by some radio stations in the wake of the tragedy and revealed that the lyrics originally made her uncomfortable...Discovery canceled American Guns...Hollywood premiere of Django Unchained canceled...TLC postpones Best Funeral Ever premiere...NYC screening of Jack Reacher postponed...Apparently any time is a good time to hoax Morgan Freeman.

HOT SEAT: David Letterman opened up to Charlie Rose about his struggle with depression.

COUPLING: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomezare still going places together amid breakup-rerun rumors...Christina Milian claims her pal Karrueche Tran is back with Chris Brown...Katy Perry and John Mayer stepped out for dinner in NYC.

BABY BOOM: Claire Danes and Hugh Dancywelcomed son Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy, their first child together...Shiri Appleby is expecting her first child with restaurateur fiancé Jon Shook...James Marsden became a dad for the third time when ex Rose Costa gave birth to son William Luca Costa-Marsden...Burn Notice's Jeffrey Donovan and wife Michelle Woods welcomed a daughter...Samaire Armstrong welcomed son Calin, her first child.

MUSICAL NOTES: No one may ever know for sure what the deal was with LeAnn Rimes on The X Factor.

SCREEN PLAY: Angelina Jolie will direct the World War II drama Unbroken, based on a true story...Anchorman 2 comes out Dec. 20, 2013...Hugh Jackman officially onboard for X-Men: Days of Future Past...The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey had the biggest December opening weekend ever.

EX-FILES: Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce from Demi Moore, a year after their initial split...Kelsey Grammerand ex-wife Camille Grammerfinally reached a settlement, almost two years after a judge signed off on their divorce...Zooey Deschaneland Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard are legally divorced.

SURREAL ESTATE: PSY snatched up a Westwood, Calif., condo for $1.25 million...Anna Nicole Smith's former L.A. home sold for $1.3 million...Kelsey Grammer is leasing out his just-purchased Beverly Hills pad for $30,000 a month...Jennifer Love Hewitt sold her L.A.-area home for $2.15 million...Rihanna forked over $12 million for a home in Pacific Palisades...Seal made a $6 million offer on an eco-friendly bachelor pad... 

FAREWELLS: Lee Dorman, bassist for Iron Butterly and Captain Beyonddied at 70...Jesse "Jet Set" Hudson, actor who appeared on Comedy Central's Workaholics, died at 59.