We're thrilled beyond belief to have the standard compressed format version of Britney Spears here with us today! Since she seemed so perturbed by Fifth Harmony making it to the finals on The X Factor, we thought we'd find out what was really on her mind by conducting an exclusive interview.
Thanks for being here, Britney.
Okay, let's dive right in. What did you think of the leather skirt that Kanye wore at the 121212 concert?
Let's change the subject, then. How do you feel about Whitney getting picked up for three more episodes?
Wow, okay. How do you feel about the fact that Gatorade contains a harmful ingredient called brominated vegetable oil?
Do you eat Ramen with a fork or a spoon? And please, take your time with these.
Let's talk about Anne Hathaway's vagina flash. Can you imagine something like that ever happening to you? I mean, can you imagine being cast in a musical based on a novel by Victor Hugo?
Thanks, Britney. Now onto a less abrasive interview with Simon Cowell.