On the bright side, if Marilyn Manson had lost an ear, that's something to stick in formaldehyde and display in his living room, right?
"I was hit by a glass table in a dangerous fight. I was however, the victor but had to have 24 stitches to keep my ear from becoming Van Goth," the shock rocker tweeted Tuesday, followed by a close-up of his bandaged ear.
Manson and Rob Zombie's Twins of Evil tour had touched down in Basel, Switzerland, that night—and that's where the aforementioned brawl reportedly went down.
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Aside from his clever play on words, Manson didn't provide any further details regarding what went down.
He and Zombie are scheduled to touch down in Ekaterinburg, Russia, tomorrow night.