And apparently Emile Hirsch received an urgent call, given that he was caught peeing on a potted cactus outside Bootsy Bellows nightclub Tuesday night in West Hollywood.
The 27-year-old actor had no shame as he relieved himself in the wee hours of the night and let it all hang out in front of unsuspecting clubgoers.
Based on Emile's stunned stare and wide-eyed expression, the Into the Wild actor looks like he didn't expect (or appreciate) it when paps snapped a pic of his late-night gaffe.
No word yet if there were any adult beverages consumed prior to the incident.
We'll just chalk it up to an average night in Hollyweird.