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Pick your metaphor. This Jessica Biel Versace look is:
- Half Ren Faire, half Alvin Ailey.
- Half Lord of the Rings Galadriel, half Cate Blanchett.
- Half Stevie Nicks in her Rumours period, half J.Lo in her Sean "Diddy" Combs period.
- Half original Star Trek, half original Buck Rogers.
- Half awesome, half, "My eyes! They burn!"
Judging from her expression, Jessica's having trouble deciding too.
What about you?