Sorry fellas, Jenelle Evans and all that comes with her is off the market.
E! News has confirmed that the troublesome Teen Mom 2 star has tied the knot in a quickie courtroom wedding to her fiancé Courtland Rogers today in Brunswick County, N.C. (No word on whether or not Jenelle's "idol" Kesha was in attendance.)
"They came in [on Monday] and I issued them a license," a court official tells E! News. "They went next door (to the courthouse), got married and brought it back signed."
The court official added that Evans and Rogers were quite the happy couple, saying: "They were cuddling up."
However, the new bride doesn't seem too happy about the news getting out.
"Feel so violated now. Thanks a lot, no one can just be happy," Evans tweeted.
Despite reports that the rush to get married was because Jenelle is pregnant, a source tells us, "It was not a ‘shotgun wedding' and she is not pregnant. They wanted to do it privately. They are planning a ceremony in the spring for their family and friends." And Evans made sure to clear that up on Twitter, too.
"I'm not pregnant. Jesus, still only weighing 100 lbs over here... Lol," she wrote shortly afterward, and then remained coy when fans asked her about the wedding by replying to questions about whether or not she is now Mrs. Rogers with just a happy face.
After two months of dating, the reality TV star and mother of little Jace announced her engagement on Twitter. "I said yes," she tweeted, along with an Instagram photo of her ring. "Tomorrow we r going to start planning!!" Evans shared on Facebook. "OMG I've never been this happy in my life. It's like a fantasy coming true."
—Reporting by Holly Passalaqua and Claudia Rosenbaum