The world is abuzz with the joyous news that Kate Middleton is about to start eating for one!
In lieu of empty well-wishes from the public, the Queen has requested tangible proof of your undying loyalty to the Crown. She has proclaimed that those lazy enough to send gift cards from Williams-Sonoma will perish…and God help the peasant who resorts to Etsy.
Imperial Fabergé Egg Rattle 1
Premie Uterus Fascinator Hat 5
Ermine Fur Bib 3
Stainless Steel Throne (ages 0-2) 1
Brocaded Onesie 4
Gerber's Pureed Cucumber Sandwiches 12
Bone China Baby Bottle 6
Bone China Baby Bottle Saucer 6
Horse-Driven Stroller 1
Four-Spire Crib 1
Custom Sting-Written Lullaby 1
Castle 2
Chambermaids (set of three) 2
Sophie Giraffe 1
Tiny Balcony (for public appearances) 4
La Mer Butt Rash Ointment 3
Silkworm Satin One-Use Diapers 12
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