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    Kate Middleton's Baby Registry: The Changing of the Diapers

    The world is abuzz with the joyous news that Kate Middleton is about to start eating for one!

    In lieu of empty well-wishes from the public, the Queen has requested tangible proof of your undying loyalty to the Crown. She has proclaimed that those lazy enough to send gift cards from Williams-Sonoma will perish…and God help the peasant who resorts to Etsy.

    The Royal Baby Registry 
    Soup Royal Baby

    Imperial Fabergé Egg Rattle     1

    Premie Uterus Fascinator Hat     5

    Ermine Fur Bib     3

    Stainless Steel Throne (ages 0-2)     1

    Brocaded Onesie     4

    Gerber's Pureed Cucumber Sandwiches     12

    Bone China Baby Bottle     6

    Bone China Baby Bottle Saucer     6 

    Soup Royal Baby

    Horse-Driven Stroller     1

    Four-Spire Crib     1

    Custom Sting-Written Lullaby     1

    Castle     2

    Chambermaids (set of three)     2

    Sophie Giraffe     1

    Tiny Balcony (for public appearances)     4

    La Mer Butt Rash Ointment     3

    Silkworm Satin One-Use Diapers     12

    Click Here To Donate to The Society Of Tiny Collectible Spoons

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