Well, it wasn't. But this is.
The 19-year-old actor has been immortalized by the notorious, parody-happy denizens at Taiwan's Next Media Animation in their latest video, which spoofs his "filth" comments about the show that made him a star.
The gonzo video features a variety of mindbending moments, most of which are too weird to even try to understand or explain.
Taking a cue from Charlie Sheen's quip labeling the hit series as "cursed," the video features the former Two and a Half Men warlock getting run over by a subway train (among, as we said, other things happening as well).
If you thought things couldn't get any weirder, well, you haven't seen this yet.