Breaking news: Matthew Perry knows his Bible—why, he's even flipped through a few pages of it!
So he says in a new video parodying Angus T. Jones' video rant, in which Perry calls his freshman NBC comedy Go On an "abomination" and instructs you, "Don't watch Go On."
In case you've been living in a dark hole this week (can we send help?), the 19-year-old Two and a Half Men star famously shot a video testimonial in which he called his CBS sitcom "filth," and then issued an apology a few days later.
Perry follows suit in his Funny or Die video, and tosses out this doozie of a zinger:
"I also want to give full credit to Angus for pulling off something that up until now I thought surely was impossible. He managed to let us all know that he was in fact the craziest cast member in the history of Two and a Half Men ."
For the record, Perry takes plenty of jabs at himself, nodding to his previous battles with drug addiction and his two failed series, Studio 60 and Mr. Sunshine. He even offers to give back the money from those two series in service of God.
But not his Friends money. "I had a spiritual awakening. I'm not a f—king idiot!"
Sources tell E! News that Angus will finish out the current tenth season of Men, and is likely to leave the series if it is picked up for another year. The fate of the series will be decided in May.