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    What You Missed on the Premiere of Love You, Mean It with Whitney Cummings: Mindy Kaling's Acne, Megan Fox's Butthole and More

    Last night's premiere episode of Love You, Mean It was exactly what you'd expect from a show hosted by Whitney Cummings: an elaborate scheme to get a boyfriend.

    Or, at least that's what her wingman Julian McCullough tried to do when he took to the streets and asked if anyone—really, anyone—would date Whitney.

    When that failed to pan out, Whitney turned to what she knows best—making fun of other people's instagrams with her new segment, Instagrammar.

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    Like this shot that Megan Fox posted. Which, as Whitney pointed out, seems to say that she's sending kisses to her fans, but actually just makes her mouth look like a butthole.

    And, because Whitney currs, she also introduced us to "Just Stop," a segment where she tells us what we're doing wrong and how to fix it. Like, for example, ladies calling each other hookers. That just needs to stop, because most of us aren't cool enough to have hooker friends, let alone call each other one.

    And, speaking of hooker friends, Mindy Kaling stopped by to dish out some advice of her own. "You will never stop getting pimples and acne," she said when asked what she'd tell her 15-year-old self. "They throb like nightclubs on your forehead."

    Then it was time for "Playback," where Whitney hangs out with her best boos—Steve Byrne, Casey Wilson and John Mulaney—to talk about what's on TV. Like Oprah and her favorite things, a sexist Axe commercial and one of those car video games that no one can remember the name of.

    Rounding out the evening was a segment called "Unsubscribe," and we loved his because Whitney hits the button for us on things like emails confirming that you've unsubscribed, Facebook as a whole, the skip ad buttons on Youtube, being tired, cancer, YOLO and coconut water. Yeah, those are all things we agree to unsubscribe to wholeheartedly.

    For more Whitney, make sure to tune in next Wednesday to an all new episode of Love You, Mean It at 10:30/9:30 c only on E!

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