Here's what you missed this week while you were knitting Justin Bieber a tissue-box cover.
BEST OF THE SOUP TV:
Lincoln premieres this weekend, but who would play those lesser-known presidents? Especially the ones with mustaches?
The accusations against Elmo have been officially dropped. But Sesame Street is still harboring criminals.
The most inane celebrity tweets in this week's "Who Twarted?"
This Petraeus scandal has just been one boner after another.
Opportunity calls on The Walking Dead. Rick answers.
BEST OF THE WEB:
Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen played Lady and the Tramp with a gummy snake. (Or is it Tramp and the Tramp? Or Lady and the Lady?)
Guy Fieri opened his new NYC restaurant and we can safely say it is the Nickelback of the culinary world.
Kristen Stewart showed fans her New Moon at the Breaking Dawn 2 premiere (yeah, I had to look that one up).
Channing Tatum wins People's "Sexiest Man Alive," and one of those words is definitely true. Meanwhile, the Internet explodes.
A Swedish company made cats skydive for a commercial. How else are they going to sell pet insurance?