Keeping up with Kardashians is komplicated.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married? Khloé and Lamar Odom are getting divorced? What's going on with Kourtney and Scott Disick or, for that matter, Bruce and Kris Jenner? The Kardashian matriarch herself sat down exclusively with E! News to clear up the rampant rumors surrounding her famous family.
Let's start with Khloé: Mom says she's "very happy" and (duh) not getting a divorce. As for Kim, she's also "very happy" and "we'll see what happens with Kanye."
Mason and Penelope's grandma said Kourtney is actually "kind of happy" and not leaving Scott.
And when it comes to Kris and Bruce's own 21-year marriage? They're doing great, thank you very much. The famous momager said Bruce is "a secure guy." He's "been in the biz so long" and he's not even fazed by the rumors.
Kris does worry, however, about 15-year-old Kylie and 17-year-old Kendall reading untrue gossip about their lives. Still, though, "They know the family well enough to know that if it's something serious they would know," she says. "They're in a good place."
They sure seem to be, and they've definitely got a good support system in place.
—Additional reporting by Alana Salata
For the rest of what Kris Jenner had to say on Kimye, family drama and much more, tune in to E! News Friday at 7 and 11:30 p.m.
And catch the new season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, coming this January on E!