Pippa Middleton's party is going bust.
Despite a heavily hyped promo blitz for her new party-planning book, Celebrate, Kate Middleton's little sis is proving to be anything but the best-selling author: Her tome moved a paltry 2,189 copies in its first week in the U.K., per the New York Daily News.
The book's publisher, Penguin—who supposedly shelled out a $600,000 advance—reportedly refuses to disclose total worldwide sales figures to date. Things, however, aren't looking up for the critically savaged book: It's currently ranked 529 on Amazon's best-seller list.
Guess Prince William's sister-in-law is learning a hard, cold truth: Even the most hoppin' parties come to an end.
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