Tough call. What time is the Juggalo gathering?
Then stop hiding that luminous colon inside where we can't enjoy it, girl!
This IS a dream come true…Paris Hilton finally got a digital clock! #Blessed #AnalogIsHard2Read
Thank you for doing our work for us, Cher – but FYI, "Flaming Asshole" is one of Guy Fieri's trademarked appetizers.
The Jersey Shore is a wasteland of devastation and most people are still without power. But when it comes back, we'll let them know you're a fan.