Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen are back in the latest Canyons teaser trailer, and rest assured, it's equally as bizarre as the previous sneak peeks.
Inspired by 1950s drama and filmed entirely in black and white, the third preview of the Bret Easton Ellis flick finally explores LiLo's character, Tara, who is described as "a sensuous woman torn between two loves."
Those two loves are "potent new screen personality" (the trailer's words, not ours) James Deen and Glee's Nolan Funk, who are both vying for Lindsay's attention in the melodramatic teaser.
Cue the booming music, over-the-top acting and cheesy one-liners in the vintage drama kitschy sneak peek, which will leave you entirely baffled as to what kind of "evil" Tara and her two lovers are involved in.
We're still trying to figure out how all three sneak peeks will go together (considering the first looked like a montage for The Hills), but we're sure the "never-nominated director" (again, the trailer's words) Paul Schrader has something up his sleeve.
Seriously, just watch. And then please hit the comments.
We need help figuring out what the heck is going on.