Baywatch bigwig David Hasselhoff kept watch on the stars, all right. And he's got the twitpics to prove it!
The Hoffmeister played roving backstage correspondent at Sunday's MTV European Music Awards held in Frankfurt, Germany.
And judging by his prolific Twitter diary from the event, he was as much a fan as he was a star at the shindig.
In a series of wacko tweets, the 60-year-old schmoozed with a slew of celebs in a proud show of stalker-tastic zeal.
Her erstwhile MTV VMA rival, Kanye West, also got Hoff'd: "Saw kanye at Coachella last year," tweeted Hasselhoff in an all-out gushfest. "Great to see him again He's a gentleman and an amazing artist!"
The star even found time to flex some muscle with Ludacris ("Showing off the guns with @ludacris We are pumped and ready for the #MTVEMA," he wrote) while picking up some moves from "Gangnam Style" guru PSY ("Getting lessons from the master backstage," he noted).
Natch, the self-promoting star also found time to spew all sorts of cheeky, self-referential zingers.
Ladies and gents, prepare yourself for gems like "Hoff crazy that was," "hoffalicious," "to hoffinity and beyond" and our personal fave, "#impissedhoff," accompanied by a pic of the star sitting on the crapper.
There's only one way to respond to that: Hoff with his head!