Pipedream ProductsEver wanted a piece of Justin Bieber? An enterprising adult store now wants to make sure you get every last inch of him.
Naughty Beliebers, behold: the Justin Bieber blow-up sex doll!
Or, rather—cough, cough—it's the "Just-in Beaver Love Doll," which bears an uncanny resemblance to the pop star, minus his trademark tattoos and plus, well, a whole lot more.
The item, which is being hawked by Pipedream Products, retails for $26 and sports a box that proudly blares, "I'm not gay! (OK maybe a lil')" while imploring, "I wanna be your boy toy!"
On it, a bare-chested Biebs look-alike puts on his best come-hither look while rocking a cocked baseball cap.
The product's description itself defies any G-rated excerpting, but we can tell you that the manufacturer promises that the "Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off."
There you go: a product with broad market appeal.
We've reached out to Biebs' camp for comment, but you can bet the product won't stay on shelves for long: It comes from the same folks who created a similar Miley Cyrus-inspired sex doll, which was quickly, ahem, yanked.