Bitch Stole My American Flag: Halle Berry vs. Meryl Streep vs. Wendy Williams

Election day is almost here and, with less than a week to go, these celebs are our best option for the next presidential candidate.

By Erin La Rosa Oct 31, 2012 12:24 AMTags
Halle Berry, Meryl Streep, Wendy WilliamsTony Barson/WireImage.com; Francois Durand/Getty Images; Startrksphoto.com

Sure, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney have gone toe-to-toe in Presidential debates, but, until they face off in this Catherine Malandrino American flag dress, our vote is going to be a write-in of one of these three lovelies.

Because, really, after looking at Halle Berry, Meryl Streep and Wendy Williams, it's clear that nothing beats the level of patriotism it takes to strap a flag to your chest and proudly declare, "Bitch, you can steal my look, but you can't steal this!"

All that being said, let's consider the candidates before we cast our vote this election year, shall we?

First up is Halle, the flag dress pioneer who wore this back in 2001 with pointy stiletto boots. The careful pixie cut says moderate conservative, while the generous cleavage and lack of sleeves screams wild liberal.

Moving on to the inimitable Meryl, who cinched her Malandrino with not one, but two ties back in 2009. This kind of blatant nod to Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean can lead to only one conclusion: Tea Party.

And, finally, Wendy—who wore this look on her talk show last week and teamed it with a crowd pleasing smile. The massive tan belt with matching knee-high boots and demure necklace makes us think she'd fit right in with those Texas conservatives.

So, which candidate snags your vote for Best Dressed President of the United States?

Poll

The Fashion Police October 30 BSML Poll

When it comes to patriotic dresses, who rocked the vote?
Halle!
29.9%
Meryl!
27.3%
Wendy!
42.8%