Kesha Proves Sex Sells—Leaves Pants at Home to Promote New Watch Line in Beverly Hills

She may have forgotten her bottoms and went for a very bold makeup, but we really hope she's wearing underwear! No guarantees there, though.

Well, that was quick.

Less than two weeks after looking almost ritzy in London with a black cardi and matching—matching!—skinnies, Ke$ha has returned to form. Meaning that she's back to hating pants and all that they stand for.

If that skirt were any shorter, we'd be able to see the singer's "TiK ToK." We're grateful for the garment's Lace Border of Mercy. Even with the velvet jacket she looks about as upmarket as JWoww.

Oddly, the element we're least mad at is the makeup. It's very Blade Runner, in an updated way. It would've looked fresh and daring paired with—dare we say—a floor-length dress. Or any garment that hits lower than the belly button.

And, in case you're wondering why she's posing as if she's reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, it's no accident: She's attending a press conference to pimp her second watch collaboration with Baby-G.

Stay klas$y, Ke$ha.