Snoop Dogg has finally joined forces with Hot Pockets to thaw out the consciousness of the common snacker. But the deeper message here is that if we all work together to keep Hot Pockets in business, we won't have to lay off so many drug dealers. Let's all come together on this. And if you don't smoke pot, it can't hurt to stand by the one percent who eats them sober.
They almost went with, "Hot Pockets: The only snack that can protect Snoop Dogg's pigtails from landing in his food."