Sarah Palin Dons Crop Top and Platform Wedges for Kmart Shopping Spree with Daughter Willow

The mama grizzly was spotted with frosted lips, a massive bouffant and bedazzled jeans that reminded us more of Miley Cyrus than John McCain's former running mate.

By Leslie Gornstein Oct 09, 2012 7:50 PMTags
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So, Sarah Palin dressed like this for a shopping trip with daughter Willow Palin over the weekend.

For your sake, we have no intention of telling you who made those shoes, or the Flashdance-inspired shirt, or the summer-camp-chic bracelets.

Though, to be totally honest about it, we would not burn those jeans if someone were to give them to us, like, for free.

We don't know what it is about this person that turns everything she wears into insta-Sears, but it's not our job to know. It's our job to judge. Meanly.

Mission accomplished.