Why is Lady Gaga topless with Donatella Versace? Why is she making no effort at all to cover up her nipple (peek-a-boo, little nipple monster)? Is Donatella actually Gaga from the future traveling back in time, Looper-style? And would that make this the first flash-forward flashing...ever?
We may never know. Chime in if you have any answers, OK?